Can Anyone Help?…Please

I am a very well organised failure with a two big problems.
What to do about all the things I can’t do anything about
and how to redo differently some of the things which I now wish I’d never done

IF ONLY OUR GREAT THINKERS COULD LEARN TO TALK,
AND OUR GREAT TALKERS COULD LEARN TO THINK!

IT ALWAYS HELPS PROVE HOW RIGHT YOU ARE
IF YOU WAVE YOUR ARMS ABOUT AND JUMP AND SCREAM.

Ashleigh Brilliant

To Each Their Own!

A pastor out visiting knocked on the front door of a member of his flock but got no reply. Before going on he slipped a note beneath the door. On it he wrote Rev.3.20
“behold I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door to me, I will enter his house and dine with him……”
Later in the day the round complete he returned home to find on his doormat a similar note reading Gen 3.10
“ I heard you moving about and I was afraid because I was naked so I hid”!

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Teleportation

NOW YOU SEE IT……..

It began as a cockroach

Yet turned out a mouse.

You see science is changing

The things in our house.

Its something to do with

The known speed of light.

Things happen quite oddly

Most often at night.

An old family friend

From a science foundation

Came here to work upon

Teleportation

A microwave oven

He first took away

For a secretive purpose

He chose not to say.

When the roach became

Photons some 10 

To the twelfth

They were left in a bottle

High up on a shelf.

Now identical photons

Of quantum design

He slipped in my pocket

and said they were mine.

With a look on his face

of the greatest gravity

He said he was set on

Their changing polarity.

It was only that once now

So please never mock it

There appeared a white mouse

In my very same pocket.

 

Present mirth hath present laughter; What’s to come is still unsure (Twelfth Night)

LIFE HAS BEEN VERY CONFUSING BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT AGES AT DIFFERENT TIMES.

The way it is

MY LIFE IS A PERFORMANCE

FOR WHICH I WAS NEVER GIVEN

ANY CHANCE TO REHEARSE.

King Solomon and King Dav…

King Solomon and King David led merry merry lives
With lots and lots of lady friends and lots and lots of wives.
but when old age crept over them with many many qualms
king Solomon wrote proverbs and King David wrote the psalms