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Here you may read things I find either uproariously funny or witty or funny stupid or even very unusual.
Some quotes I probably got from Ashleigh Brilliant , well known for his POTSHOTS

Can Anyone Help?…Please

22 Saturday Dec 2012

Posted by philosoffer in Humour

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I am a very well organised failure with a two big problems.
What to do about all the things I can’t do anything about
and how to redo differently some of the things which I now wish I’d never done

17 Saturday Nov 2012

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IF ONLY OUR GREAT THINKERS COULD LEARN TO TALK,
AND OUR GREAT TALKERS COULD LEARN TO THINK!

IT ALWAYS HELPS PROVE HOW RIGHT YOU ARE
IF YOU WAVE YOUR ARMS ABOUT AND JUMP AND SCREAM.

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  • To Each Their Own!

    23 Monday Jul 2012

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    A pastor out visiting knocked on the front door of a member of his flock but got no reply. Before going on he slipped a note beneath the door. On it he wrote Rev.3.20
    “behold I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door to me, I will enter his house and dine with him……”
    Later in the day the round complete he returned home to find on his doormat a similar note reading Gen 3.10
    “ I heard you moving about and I was afraid because I was naked so I hid”!

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    Teleportation

    21 Saturday Jul 2012

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    NOW YOU SEE IT……..

    It began as a cockroach

    Yet turned out a mouse.

    You see science is changing

    The things in our house.

    Its something to do with

    The known speed of light.

    Things happen quite oddly

    Most often at night.

    An old family friend

    From a science foundation

    Came here to work upon

    Teleportation

    A microwave oven

    He first took away

    For a secretive purpose

    He chose not to say.

    When the roach became

    Photons some 10 

    To the twelfth

    They were left in a bottle

    High up on a shelf.

    Now identical photons

    Of quantum design

    He slipped in my pocket

    and said they were mine.

    With a look on his face

    of the greatest gravity

    He said he was set on

    Their changing polarity.

    It was only that once now

    So please never mock it

    There appeared a white mouse

    In my very same pocket.

     

    Present mirth hath present laughter; What’s to come is still unsure (Twelfth Night)

    20 Friday Jul 2012

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    LIFE HAS BEEN VERY CONFUSING BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT AGES AT DIFFERENT TIMES.

    The way it is

    20 Friday Jul 2012

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    MY LIFE IS A PERFORMANCE

    FOR WHICH I WAS NEVER GIVEN

    ANY CHANCE TO REHEARSE.

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    King Solomon and King Dav…

    02 Monday Jul 2012

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    King Solomon and King David led merry merry lives
    With lots and lots of lady friends and lots and lots of wives.
    but when old age crept over them with many many qualms
    king Solomon wrote proverbs and King David wrote the psalms

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